User ID:      Password:        Forgot Password ?
 
 About Me
 Friends
 Songs
 Lyrics  
 Poems
 Pictures
 Videos
 Links 
Crust for Life - V0
Member: William Mckechnie

Five Northern blokes all wearing flat caps,
All singing their folk songs you see,
About the wonders of modern day life
He’s turned Emo and Chippy Tea.

 

The Lancashire Hotpots have done it again

It came as no surprise,

Their 7th Studio album Crust for Life

With Wigan Church of Pies

 

They are they are lads from Lancashire

Did not come by bus no they drove here by car,

They are they are lads from Lancashire

With their new album Crust for Life.

 

Down they went to the Purple Zone

Liquid Lunch part of the show,

It were a brilliant night all round

The Baking Song made them dough.

 

The Technical Support Song oh oh oh

I’m going to Poundland you see,

I love the North and B & M’s

Those items for ninety nine P.

 

They are they are lads from Lancashire

Did not come by bus no they drove here by car,

They are they are lads from Lancashire

With their new album Crust for Life.

 

My Wife is An Ann Summers Rep
Wearing those frills give me hots,
Wousers Me Trousers yes oh yes
They are Lancashire Hotpots.

 

Pots on Pots till the sink is full
Tissue in the wash for wife,
The Lancashire Hotpots album is out
Pre-order your own Crust for Life.

 

They are they are lads from Lancashire

Did not come by bus no they drove here by car,

They are they are lads from Lancashire

With their new album Crust for Life.

 

They are they are lads from Lancashire

Did not come by bus no they drove here by car,

They are they are lads from Lancashire

With their new album Crust for Life.