Year of the Pig
Ernest Samuel Llime - January, 2007

Butterflies and watermelons and a girl that's sweet and pink
A flick that stars Maria Bello pouring us a drink
The sky's so blue the weather's mellow and I've got lots of ink
It's a new year and a new life but, it's not what you think

It's the year of the pig, the year of the pig
We're gonna write a song with a boy named Rig
I'm a pig, I'm a pig, I'm a pig pig pig
I'm gonna get your grandma to show us her fig
I'm a pig, I'm a pig, I'm a pig pig pig
We're gonna down that drink and start dancing a jig

It's the year of the pig, the year of the pig
I'm gonna get Drew Barrymore to show us her fig
Cause I'm a pig, I'm a pig, I'm a pig pig pig
I'm gonna get Lindsay Lohan to show us her fig
Cause I'm a pig, I'm a pig, I'm a pig pig pig
I'm gonna get Meg Ryan to show us her fig
Cause I'm a pig, I'm a pig, I'm a pig pig pig
Sinnead'll show us hers while she's dancing a jig

Brittney will be singing with a boy named Rig
Show us your fig
Mariah, Angelina & Gina & Christina,
Show us your fig
Beyonce, Gwyneth & Brandy & Shakira,
Show us your fig
Gwen, Wynona, yo Dixie Chicks & yo Pink,
Come 'ere 'n' throw 'em all, into my kitchen sink,
Cause I'm a pig, I'm a pig, I'm a pig pig pig
What the heck, get everyone to shows us their fig,
Cause we're a pig, we're a pig, we're a pig, pig, pig
Yeah, we're a pig, we're a pig, we're a pig, pig, pig
Except ...
Madonna
We've seen hers,
and
Yoko
We've seen hers too
But, we wanna see it again, yeah yeah yeah yeah
Cause we're a pig, we're a pig, we're a pig, pig, pig
Pig, pig, pig .......

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