White Rat
Ernest Samuel Llime - January 2009, Woodhaven 

Hey kids, let's play riddles!

I beat you up in school but they all think I'm cool
I got no respect I make you look a fool
What am I?
You're a rat, you're a rat, you're a rat!
Oh yeah, but I'm a white rat.

I'm your link to God and I take your money
And every other day, I play with your fanny
What am I?
You're a rat, you're a rat, you're a rat!
Oh yeah, but I'm a white rat.

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We know rats are dirty and they carry disease,
They hide in dark places and they've scared Louise
But a white rat is cute and it makes a good pet.
So what is the problem - got it figured yet?

Got your pension money and I got your rent
The Fed gave me billions and it's all been spent
What am I?
You're a rat, you're a rat, you're a rat!
Oh yeah, but I'm a white rat.

I stole the election and I bombed Iraq
I ripped up the constitution and that is that
What am I?
You're a rat, you're a rat, you're a rat!
Oh yeah, but I'm a great white rat.
 
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